February 2012
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“oh my god la roux is the shit”
– all of you, circa early 2010
January 2012
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I’m really hoping today is the day one of my teachers has to explain Greek pederasty to a bunch of Catholic school students, because it’s pretty hilarious
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The Puppy Bowl starting lineup is here! →
thank fucking god
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I sit in my breakfast nook looking out the window to see my neighbor’s husky taking a shit in the snow in my backyard. “Shit’s nasty,” I think to myself. “I’m glad I don’t have to clean that up.” Apparently my neighbor thought the same thing, as the dog shit remains, steadily freezing, and untouched after two hours.
Cool, guys.
“And it is this, I think, that makes Kafka’s wit inaccessible to children whom...”
– David Foster Wallace (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
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December 2011
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“Man, her underwear stank.”
– inmate from TLC’s Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up
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November 2011
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“And people in Oakland were just like, ‘Fuck you.’”
– E. Quinn of Oakland, CA
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“… [They] would have beaten me, and without any doubt would have finished...”
– Apuleius, The Golden ASS
N.B. Quite possibly the best getaway in all Western literature
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October 2011
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September 2011
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