Why is this real life? (via nycmayorsoffice)
See also: “Xoxo, Mayor’s Office”
I only hope this is Bloomberg revealing the identity of the eponymous gossip blogger/harbinger of doom - himself!
Why is this real life? (via nycmayorsoffice)
See also: “Xoxo, Mayor’s Office”
I only hope this is Bloomberg revealing the identity of the eponymous gossip blogger/harbinger of doom - himself!
I’m really hoping today is the day one of my teachers has to explain Greek pederasty to a bunch of Catholic school students, because it’s pretty hilarious
Window display of a Club Monaco, in which mannequins stand among torn up vintage books. The general sentiment seems to be “Fuck books”
I sit in my breakfast nook looking out the window to see my neighbor’s husky taking a shit in the snow in my backyard. “Shit’s nasty,” I think to myself. “I’m glad I don’t have to clean that up.” Apparently my neighbor thought the same thing, as the dog shit remains, steadily freezing, and untouched after two hours.
Cool, guys.
— David Foster Wallace (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
For the Birds. Birdhouses by Jeff Canham.
I turn on CNN only to find Grae Drake, a bejeweled elfish harpy, yapping about the Golden Globes. Cool, CNN.