January 26, 2012
deleteyourself:

Why is this real life? (via nycmayorsoffice)
See also: “Xoxo, Mayor’s Office”

I only hope this is Bloomberg revealing the identity of the eponymous gossip blogger/harbinger of doom - himself!

deleteyourself:

Why is this real life? (via nycmayorsoffice)

See also: “Xoxo, Mayor’s Office”

I only hope this is Bloomberg revealing the identity of the eponymous gossip blogger/harbinger of doom - himself!

January 24, 2012

I’m really hoping today is the day one of my teachers has to explain Greek pederasty to a bunch of Catholic school students, because it’s pretty hilarious

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Filed under: Loyola pederasty 
January 24, 2012
The Puppy Bowl starting lineup is here!

thank fucking god

(Source: partyscientist)

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Filed under: puppy bowl 
January 21, 2012
themadeshop:

Pete Gibson

themadeshop:

Pete Gibson

January 19, 2012
Window display of a Club Monaco, in which mannequins stand among torn up vintage books. The general sentiment seems to be “Fuck books”

Window display of a Club Monaco, in which mannequins stand among torn up vintage books. The general sentiment seems to be “Fuck books”

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Filed under: club monaco 
January 15, 2012

I sit in my breakfast nook looking out the window to see my neighbor’s husky taking a shit in the snow in my backyard. “Shit’s nasty,” I think to myself. “I’m glad I don’t have to clean that up.” Apparently my neighbor thought the same thing, as the dog shit remains, steadily freezing, and untouched after two hours.

Cool, guys.

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Filed under: dog shit 
January 15, 2012
"And it is this, I think, that makes Kafka’s wit inaccessible to children whom our culture has trained to see jokes as entertainment and entertainment as reassurance. It’s not that students don’t “get” Kafka’s humor but that we’ve taught them to see humor as something you get — the same way we’ve taught them that a self is something you just have. No wonder they cannot appreciate the really central Kafka joke — that the horrific struggle to establish a human self results in a self whose humanity is inseparable from that horrific struggle. That our endless and impossible journey toward home is in fact our home"

— David Foster Wallace (via fuckyeahexistentialism)

January 15, 2012

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January 15, 2012

totalimmortalbeloved:

For the Birds. Birdhouses by Jeff Canham.

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January 14, 2012
I turn on CNN only to find Grae Drake, a bejeweled elfish harpy, yapping about the Golden Globes. Cool, CNN.

I turn on CNN only to find Grae Drake, a bejeweled elfish harpy, yapping about the Golden Globes. Cool, CNN.

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Filed under: CNN Golden Globes